Belle of the Bathroom

I sat and pondered while I took a squat

The grimy shithole which I was atop

Dirty stains and toilet tears

                          Deplorable[, more than I could bear

I took off my pink topless dress

cause this hellhole, surely I’d be a mess

Filth and stink, dust and grime

Damn, I wish this place weren't mine

Grab me the bleach, the scrub brush too

Bathroom bubbles work, tell that tub “fuck you”

No fairy godmother to wave her magic wand

  This place smells quite fishy, just like a coy pond

Is it a gay man or a lesbo lives here?

I really thought that homos were cleanly queer

A reality show I should totally make

Queer Eye Bathroom Overtake

Spit and shine, rub and dub

If you’re lucky, you’ll get blown in the tub

 As long as it’s clean, use that elbow grease

Clean it up quite nice, dirty me down please

Belle found her mate, bell of the bathroom balls

Lucky, he’s short, not nearly quite that tall

My mop and broom stand much taller,

This midget is quaint, but his dick a little smaller

Lucky for me, cleanings my vice

No diamond ring for this bitch, much to much

                          My wedding dress an outfit of maid

Our registry will make me quite the ole maid

 Spit polish my tux with scotch guard plus

Iron his socks and pleat with no fuss

   Damn my luck, look at this  befuddled betwixt

When all I was doing was taking a shit

I’m married and cleaning for this my man

All because I was sitting on the can.

Blue Sky Blues

 I gaze to the cerulean blue

Clouds float by, life's brand new

Sorrow flies in a helicopter

Radio tuned to blues and jazz hoppers

Ice coffee to sip

Water wading, skinny dip

Here I sit, sunny day

Alone, not broken, trees sway

Roots not planted, seed will grow

Life's worth living, you know?

Hope is gone, lost is love

No crows caw, no turtle dove

I don't mind, I finally know

I got me, I'm good to go.

Published and Satisfied

Into the etheral sands of time, I join a select few humans known for the written word.
Whether one person or a million buy my book, I have become immortalized forever, having published "A Decrepit Dalliances: Bones, Blook, Sex and Death"
Giddy does not convey how I feel.